[Stingy Jack]

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy! It's divine to own a dick
From the tiniest little tadger, to the world's biggest prick!
So, three cheers for your willie or John Thomas!
Hooray! for your one-eyed trouser snake
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, or percy or your cock
You can wrap it up in ribbons, you can slip it in your sock
But don't take it out in public or they will stick you in the dock
And you won't come back.

Thank you very much.