Pine Barrens Jason {Woods-Writing}
Friday the 13th story-writing, for forest text/imaging explorations, featuring Jason Voorhees.
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AMLAN: Well, it's Friday the 13th, and June '25, and we're woods-darlings.
DANICA: Hubby, I agreed to the Pine Barrens trek, since I feel safe!
AMLAN: Won't you relax...since I'm brining a phone and a silencer-pistol?
DANICA: Why's self-defense have to be a silencer-handgun, hubby?
AMLAN: It's quiet and quick and useful...and we can control any undesirable.
DANICA: I used to hear spook stories about the Pine Barrens as a girl, hubby.
AMLAN: So...you're prepped for any contact with Bigfoot...haha.
DANICA: Haha...not funny.
Amlan and Danica darted to the Pine Barrens woods for Amlan's special birthday in June '25, for a Friday the 13th campfire song session and newlywed feel for Earth-forest consciousness. Amlan wanted to take Danica camping after he proposed to her, and he kept insisting a silencer-handgun (pistol) and handy-dandy mobile phone with great range was the idealized image of Earth-woods protection for the event on that iconic day of misfortunes campfires. However, what the newlyweds were unaware of was that Jason Voorhees, resurrected hockey-mask wearing weaponized zombie-psycho, was prowling in those very-same woods, having trekked there from his 'home' in another camp 'friendly' forest called Crystal Lake (damn).
AMLAN: I saw him too...he was in a hockey-mask and wielding an axe.
DANICA: Just keep your handy-dandy silencer loaded and ready, hubby!
AMLAN: Why'd you think I brought it with us on this Friday the 13th, eh?
DANICA: Look...there he is...staring at us from behind those trees, hubby!
AMLAN: I'm gonna aim my silencer...right at his feet, Danica (damn).
DANICA: His feet?
AMLAN: When your feet get fire, it's harder to orient or stand or run.
DANICA: Go for it.
Amlan felt blessed that Friday the 13th to have trained himself at the use of guns and found his handy silencer-gun quite the escape tool to aim and use to get-away from Jason Voorhees, the zombie from the dark side of eternity! He shot the zombie multiple times, right in Jason's feet, and reloaded his handgun to do so pre-escape in his zoomed SUV. However, Danica was not so fortunate, because Jason happened to possess skill at weaponry aim (damn).
RANGER: Good story, for a novel concept, ok.
AMLAN: Look, that zombie launched his axe and hit Danica!
RANGER: This zombie 'specter' happened to be an axe-thrower, eh?
AMLAN: Don't believe me...doubt it (all)...wait for another Pine Barrens IQ.
RANGER: Look, mister...I'm trying my darndest to believe...in you.
AMLAN: Jason got Danica, and he's gonna get more people to Hell (damn).
RANGER: Well, at least you got-away, fool (ha).
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