Grover: Fucking Kermit. That creep can roll, man.
Bert: Yeah, but he's a pervert, Grove.
Grover: Yeah.
Bert: No, he's a sex offender. With a record. He served 6 months in Chino for exposing himself to a tadpole.
Grover: Oh!
Bert: When he moved to Muppetville he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a pederast.
Ernie: What's a... pederast, Bert?
Bert: Shut the fuck up, Ernie.