Jurassic World
1) Who am I supposed to be rooting for again? And how bad is it for your film when you as a viewer ask yourself that question (at least) two or three times in two hours?
2) Why is the most likable human character a Pratt?
3) Fallon's cameo was kind of funny because of his zanness.
4) Good to see Omar Sy in such a big production. His character was kind of likable as well. And Shredder gets a role too *James A Janisse-voice* That's nice!
5) Lots of people die horrifically, but PG 13 gore and violence because... money.
6) CGI sucks. It pretty much ruined the scene where Pratt rides his motorbike between the raptors.
7) In a roundabout way, this film shows the genius of Steven Spielberg. Yes, he had to have sweet children and cheesy moments in his films, but at least he knew how to f-ing do it. This film's portrayal of kids was at times closer to the Tom Cruise version of War of the worlds.
8) The same thing goes for the chase scene. It has nothing on Goldblum's "must go faster".
9) Oligarchs and billionaires run this world, so it's kind of fitting that most of the "good guys" are corporate douchebags.
10) Yes, the scene where the monster pops out of the water and eats the what I think is a shark looks pretty damn impressive. That makes a trailer, not a 2 hour film.