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Old 11-20-2020, 01:53 AM
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Fatman 7/10

A story about an evil rich boy who hires a hitman to take down Santa, because why not.

I really liked the 3 main characters, the boy, the hitman and Santa, which might be the reason it took me so long to realize, wow, this build-up has lasted more than 3/4 of the movie which leaves for 15 minutes of action in the end. That sucks.

The long build-up would've been fine if the movie had been half an hour longer. Also I could have done without most of the scenes with mrs Santa (or who the hell she was). Those 15-20 minutes would have been better spend at the final showdown.

A thing I found both ridiculous and hilarious at the same time was the hitmans' reaction when he got the task. Santa Clause? I'm on it.

This might have been a good christmas flick if it actually took place around christmas, but oddly enough most of the movie takes place in january. Opportunity missed.
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