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Originally posted by Stingy Jack
I need a place to vent for a second.
We have a new neighbor, who sits in her house all day and sends her kids all over the community forcing the other moms and dads to look after them. When she first moved in, her kids were over here and I gave them a couple of sodas, which they brought home. Next thing I know, she sends her kids BACK over here to get a soda for her!! Then today, she sends her kid over here to ask if I could give her mom a couple of a cigarettes because she doesn't have the gas or the money to go and get some. Now, I'm not about to hand out cigarettes to any kids, so all I said was: "Man, I'm down to my last couple as well, and my wife has the money. Can't help ya." Next thing I know, the mom's revving up her car and peeling out of here! Is it just me, or are these things that people just shouldn't do? I'm going to put a letter in her mailbox, giving her the digs on what she's doing to herself in the way she deals with folks in this community. Probably won't help anything, though. People like that make an art out of taking advantage of others. Even though such a letter would be written in an attempt to give her a clue, and maybe give her a chance to rethink how she acts, she'll probably just get pissed off at everyone and start vandalising people's property before moving away. ERRRRRRGGGHGHGHGHGH!!!!
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I would suggest no more than two syllables per word, and lots of references to Jerry Springer. If the need also arises to have to resort to eloquent speech you might want to consider a cheap dictionary as well. If anything it will help her while she is busy playing boggle online and not paying attention to her kids.
I would have sent her a soda alright, *grinz* right after it took a ride in the ole' paint can shaker.