Hey hey! What up y'all? I just been grindin' out the winter...check this shit out tho..I came across a zombie deer in town the other day. No shit! I mean this creature was FUHHCKED UP yo...
So this things standin' on the corner, under a yield sign tryin' to eat a dead weed stickin' outta a snowbank. And when I say standin' I mean it's tryin' to balance on these four spindly legs. You could tell that it was stunted and it's head was too big for its body. It's stomach was all sucked in and it's rib cage was all jutted out at hard angles.
Covered in mangy,bristly fur. No doe eyes on this thing either...it bobbled its misshapen head to look at me thru dark beady eyes with balls of pus in the corner of the sockets.
My second thought, after my initial reaction of What the fuck!!!??? Was damn somebody needs to shoot that thing!
