Vincent Price
 

Bad news, people

Just got this postcard from Vincent Price. He likes AndyK's poetry but thinks this forum sux like a hurricane. After I read the postcard, we had a chat on AIM (Afterlife Instant Messaging) and this is what he said:

"Those pustulent philistines on the Horror.com forum, who couldn't tell a Cezanne from a Chagall, invoke my name more often than I care to count. Why, those rutting juveniles with their tattoed posteriors and their metal-ringed nostrils know nothing about the true art of horror because their anemic bloodlines start and end in a trailerpark. Please save me from an eternity of being forced to read mindless gibberish from their vile, decaying minds."

Have to agree with Vince. I was going to suggest you drop the "rror" in Horror.com, just to make the name more appropos during your mating season, but that would be just a new collar on an old dog.

Hope I didn't offend anyone. Have a nice day.

Sincerely, Tony Clifton (for Andy K)

funny guy :rolleyes:

LMAO...You have a strange sense of humor Andy...

Where the hell is Sam the Egg when you want to get something other than a monosyllabic response from Krugerboy?

its krugerkid13 but thats ok

thx - I got a pretty twisted sister, too -- you know what her sense of humor's like. Ask her about her technique for blowing pasta through her nose.

I'm pretty sure being dead will save him from reading much of anything

dude weak

What? Oh, I'm sorry, he's not dead. People we like never die, and if they do we never speak of it.

Your crazy.............i like you......................................but your crazy