Because it's been a while...Your favorite movie lines:)
 

okay, it has been forever since we have had one of these, so i will get it started.

Sgt wells from Dog Soldiers:
"Open your mouth, watch for your ears, mind your toes!"

Spoon: (Same movie)
"Alright you bastards.... COME AND HAVE A GO IF YOU THINK YOU'RE HARD ENOUGH"

Also:
"I'll be takin' my boot out of your mouth, Joe, you baldy twat.."


In the new Dan of the Dead:
CJ:
(getting eaten by zombies) Fucking Figures...

also:
Not to shit on anyone's riff here, but let me just see if I grasp this concept, ok? You're suggesting that we take some fucking parking shuttles, and reinforce them with some aluminum siding, and then just head on over to the gun store and watch our good friend Andy play some cowboy movie jump-on-the-covered-wagon bullshit. Then, we're gonna drive across a ruined city, through a welcome committee of a few hundred thousand dead cannibals, all so that we can sail off into the sunset on this fucking asshole's boat?


Kenneth : Is everyone there dead?
Steve : Dead-ish.
Kenneth : Is everyone there dead?
Steve : Yeah, in the sense that they all sort of fell down, and then got up, and they're eating each other.

From Wes Cravens Serpent and the Rainbow

Don't bury me...I'm not dead!

Uh oh.... I feel some monty python coming on......

"I'm not dead yet."
"Quiet, tou'll be stone dead in a moment."
"Look, he says he isnt dead."
"Well, he will be soon, he's very old."
"I dont want to go, i want to come."
"Quiet! you're not fooling anyone."

Dead Alive:I kick ass for the Lord

not horror, butoneof my favorite lines ever:

Lloyd Christmas: You know, TV was right. Although slow, and dangerous behind the wheel, the elderly CAN serve a purpose...


Now dont you go dyin' on me!

"Psychos can't kill what they can't find."


"It's your turn to scream ass-hole."


"God damn mother fucker got blood all over my best clown suit."

Robber:
"I'm gonna count to ten and you're gonna give me the money...1."

Spaulding:
"Fucker your momma."

Robber:
"2"

Spaulding:
"fuck your sister."

Robber:
"3."

Spaudling
"Fuck your grandma."
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Harley-Davidson XLCH

HAHA! The best lines from that movie were on the DVD menu...:)

"Well shit the bed! WHat the fuck are you doing here?"

My favorite lines:
"DR. SATAN! AAAAAHHH DR. SATAN!.........MAYBE HE LIVES NEXT DOOR, TOO YOU!"

"Do the dance letherface, DO THE DAAAAANCE!"

"give me some sugar baby" (haha love using this line on the gf)

"Goovy"

"hello........hellooo.........hello......HELLOOOO. ........hello..."

"Every dead body that is not exterminated gets up and kills, the people it kills get up and kills."

Some of my favorites from Saving Silverman:

"Darren, c'mon. c'mon, c'mon ,c'mon. c'mon. c'mon . c'mon. c'mon! c'mon! C'MON! Darren! c'mon....


Great! c'mon."


"Stealer of, MY Freind!"

"Beer Bong for the lady?"

that movie rules....

Steven H. Price : Sure is a funky old house, ain't it?

Watson Pritchett : I lied. The house is alive. We're all gonna die.

[after Price receives a call from Evelyn]
Channel 3 Reporter : So Mr. Price, business or pleasure?
Steven H. Price : Neither. My wife.

Steven H. Price : [after throwing a wrench and disengaging the lock-down] So much for a PhD in engineering.

Evelyn Stockard-Price : Stephen, if you really love me, you'll find a way to drop dead in the next second.
Steven H. Price : Oh but baby, finding ways for me to die is really your thing. Let's not forget the O.J. knife with the not so retractable blade, the Jim Jones kool-aide which was exactly that.
Evelyn Stockard-Price : Accidents, all accidents until proven otherwise.

Watson Pritchett : Jesus, she's dead. She was cute too. God, I'd love to get laid before I die.
[Looks at Evelyn]
Watson Pritchett : How you doin' tonight?
[Evelyn gives him a glare]
Watson Pritchett : Yeah, I'm alright.
[Goes back to heavy drinking]



And most anything else from House on Haunted Hill.