I had a talk with the porcelain God..
 

He told me to stop drinking.

Re: I had a talk with the porcelain God..
 

bahhhh

Wow, Ege...That's uncanny...I recall having that exact same conversation New Year's Eve.......:eek:......:D

me too, since the age of 18..... I laugh in the face of it.

$ = God

It can cure you or kill you
feed you, shelter you, protect you
make you happy, make you sad,
hell if you are dumb enough
it can keep you warm too.

Re: I had a talk with the porcelain God..
 

lmao. good one.

Very True....

But ya...i've hit the inebriation limit a couple times myself.....far too many than i would like to count...

Whoa... this started off as a spin-off and turned into a halfway serious thread.

Huh.

My first time, I was 12.

My dad held my head over the toilet for 3 hours. Luckily I don't remember the last 5 hours leading up to that. I blacked out after drinking, in this order: tequila, beer, vodka, dry gin, and lots more beer

Re: I had a talk with the porcelain God..
 

He told me to eat more fiber.






























Then he said to back off of it....and chill out with the corn.

LMAO! Yeah, I think you were pretty fortunate this time! :)