the most horrible way to torture someone with a sausage
 

make them eat 100,000,000 of them

stick bits in every orofice and suffocate them

a sausage gun (if there is such thing)

Hmmm...Did you happen to see "Me, Myself And Irene" by any chance?

I think I mentioned a sausage in the "best way to decapitate someone" thread. I said to cut off their head with a blunt object like a butterknife or a stick of sausage. I'm going to stick with that. Talk about a SLOOOOWWW death.

Freeze one of those huge sticks of baloney, and club someone to death.

You know how the come in big long links? Use one as a whip, and beat 'em till they die.

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Fix them a hearty breakfast, then when they finish eating, and look around curiously because they were a greedy pig and ate it all, and start wondering where their family is, inform them that they just ate them.


or hmmmmmm nah, I like that method better

LOL @ Phnomne...One can ALWAYS find you in a "torture" thread;)