dear rona
 

i thought you'd be bigger... they were calling you the boomer remover in march but in september you have been pretty disappointing with your kill count overall. you couldnt even kill the least healthy boomer on the planet... I wish you were made in germany.

disillusioned and disappointed,

-MD

p.s I want to get drunk in other countries again so maybe you could either stop being pathetic or just fuck off.

The fuck you talking about, Dolly?

I mean it got up Trumps dick...?

The made in Germany bit made me laugh. But then if that was true we would probably have 2 or 20 million deaths in the US now instead of 200,000+.