Advice To Husbands And Boyfriends
 

Believe me when I tell you, if you find yourself in a similar situation, DO NOT GO!!!

Even if your partner says "go ahead" or "that's okay", it's a lie. We are hoping you will decide on your own not to go, and if you don't, there will be hell to pay at a later date.http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/htm...iffords05.html

My boyfriend knows to keep his sissy mouth shut...

This is strictly a female trait.

Pffffth!

You haven't been married as long as they have. Just you wait and see.

The second he's left the ground she'll pop the champaign and start dancing around in her underwear.

Really?! Space?! Even the girl from "Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy" agreed with me.

Maybe the wives need to learn to say what they mean instead of getting mad when the husbands do exactly what they're told.

Because if we tell you no, then you'll pout. Read a woman's body language and the expression on her face, and you'll know what to do.

Angra - I've been married for 23 years, so we've dispensed with this "what am I thinking" game a long time ago, but I'm telling you, THINK. Seriously, this advice is pure gold.:D

23 years, really? You look much younger.


Thank you then.

Thank you kindly sir. I don't feel much younger.:(

That's because you're married. :D

Ha! Women...

"I expect you to know what I'm thinking regardless of whether or not it's the exact opposite of what I'm saying."

:rolleyes:

A crazy breed, those womenfolk... Crazy breed...