humourous but suitable question
 

Seeing as this is a horror site and torture/execution being associated with gothic horror (Poe) and the SAW films I thought I'd post a hypothetical question:-;););)

If you were going to torture somebody. How would you do it?
I reckon that THE worst method of torture/punishment is to publicly name and shame them (the more 'respectable' and how much standing they've got in the community the better) by having their portrait, name, offence and punishment put in the local newspapers or on walls in public spaces.:D
OR:-
A hot clothes iron slammed into the bollocks after they've had cooking oil poured on them/smeared with lard or butter.

I'm a big fan of impalement

A slap on the wrist. But not too hard.

I'd "humoous" them to death.

this is also a really good idea.

http://www.listaholic.com/wp-content...008/12/saw.jpg

the victim would stay conscious a little bit longer because they are upside down. I wouldn't want my victim passing out from the pain soon after I had started torturing them, if they are going to be passing out, I want it to be from screaming all the air our of their lungs. :)

The corpses are smiling, how bad can it be.

that's the humoous part.

This person sounds vaguely familiar...like a poster some time back that was very obsessed with mentions of torturous acts.

anywho...

I would let the 'person' starve for some days to loosen the skin and then skin them...strip the muscles one by one slowly, making sure at this point the 'person' gets enough food/water/rest so they won't die quickly.
Then I would really like the disembowelment scene in The Cell to be recreated
and also the castration scene from Hard Candy but without the anesthesia.

If the 'person' didn't die from shock, small incisions to let them bleed out slowly...making their death excruciating with lots of "kill me, kill me now!!" begging and such things...

yeah, that could be considered a torutured death I think

I'd take any of these deaths over dying at the hands of someone with a pair of pliars and some form of make- shift testicle clamp...

Never seen The Cell or Hard Candy and I only joined on 2-4-10. But I take it you're a fan of SAW?