Tired of everyone on here ignoring you or thinking you are retarded?
 

don't worry, I'm not just here to point out your problems. I have an actual solution:

PAY ME TO WRITE YOUR POSTS

I charge 10 cents a word which is a fantastic value, especially when you consider how much "qualified" ghostwriters charge. besides, how can a person even attach a price tag to online popularity? believe me, it's priceless.

testimonials are in my signature.

note: my research has found that a nonchalant approach to capitalization is extremely cool, however I will capitalize words correctly for an additional 5 cents.

Do you take Paypal?

of course. :)

I'm really having trouble expressing my feelings in the "Hanna Montana Foot Fetish" THREAD.....PERHAPS YOU COULD HELP ME.

My credit card info:

Visa
# 4326-7820-5555-0128 113 exp. date 11/11

stay far away from it.

I would go into more detail about why you should not post in such a thread, but that's for next week's posting seminar.

Have been called retarded and gotten uncomfortably used to being ignored......where do i sign up.

If I am retarded do I get a discount?

how would you know ?

Cause my ma and pa calls me retarted all the time.

I could go as low as 5 cents a word, if you are truly in dire need of my assistance.