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The Interview™
Well at an attempt to cure my boredom, I'm going to interview a member from the forum every week. This will also give the chance for people to get to know eachother a little more.
Our first interview is with GorePhobia. Digital Murders: Alright, so are you ready? GorePhobia: yea Digital Murders: How did you come upon the Horror.com forum? GorePhobia: Well I am in love with horror movies and shit and i found typed horro.com to see what would come up and that did and from there on out i was hooked..... Digital Murders: So just pure luck huh? GorePhobia: yup GorePhobia: do u think i can call u and do a phone interview GorePhobia: cause i dont wanna type right now Digital Murders: no, it's harder for me to type out then GorePhobia: damn you Digital Murders: maybe you should stop jacking off for 10 minutes GorePhobia: can i call and talk and ill still type my answer GorePhobia: i wanna talk on the phone Digital Murders: you want to hear my sexy voice? GorePhobia: yes GorePhobia: of course Digital Murders: fine Digital Murders: You know this is going in the interview? GorePhobia: sure Digital Murders: fine call Digital Murders: do you need my number again? GorePhobia: no GorePhobia: i saved it in my phone Digital Murders: So what's your favorite moment at the forum? GorePhobia: When me you and Sam the Egg fuck with all the n00b's on the forum...when they act like idiots.... Digital Murders: Well that's just about everyone wouldn't you agree? GorePhobia: yes....everyone except some of the hotties like bloodygurl and your mom Digital Murders: You know my mom can 'Drop it like it's hot' GorePhobia: oh i know.....i've known since you were about 7 and a half....and she would drop it like its hot in your bedroom Digital Murders: Damn Aussis GorePhobia: Dumb Wisconsininian Digital Murders: With the last question in mind, what was your least favorite moment GorePhobia: when i found out that AMK became Mod....I started to cry because i dressed in drag for 4 weeks to win the position as mod...... Digital Murders: lol Digital Murders: Well I suppose that covers my next question GorePhobia: yes I hate her.....because you with ur HIV and me with my syphalis can do better then her Digital Murders: Indeed Digital Murders: What do you think of Horror being the forums Admin? GorePhobia: he just jacks off all the little kiddies on the site and keeps idiots like Darth Bane and SFF on there when they should be bowing down under my cock and balls....its just plain idiotic to me Digital Murders: You know Darth has been banned right? GorePhobia: Oh no OMG I JUST HAD AN ORGASM.....OH OH NO.....OK GorePhobia: im finished Digital Murders: that was quick GorePhobia: yea GorePhobia: cause ur mom taught me to cum like an eqyptian Digital Murders: So with all the horror remakes lined up for the summer, do you think the influx of n00bs at the forums will lack intelligence or will they actually be educated in forum behavior? GorePhobia: i beat my dick like it owes me money.....umm...oh yeah they will be idiots like usual....but more fun for me and you right..... Digital Murders: What do you think about all the controversey surrounding FreddyFan? GorePhobia: I think its scary to think that a 12 yr old can talk shit and then get ready to kill people at school....its nuts that now that all this happens i cant jerk off watching girls get changed in the locker room.......DAMN YOU COLUMBINE!!! GorePhobia: i wish i was in 6th grade again..... GorePhobia: no rules back then GorePhobia: sex was free and it happened in school auditoriums GorePhobia: now i gotta pay for it with a swipe card that i got in the begining of the school year....and if i dont have it.....no butt sex for me Digital Murders: Well with all this said, do you have any final words? GorePhobia: Yes....society today is filled with cum guzziling prom queens and herpe filled assholes that just need attention....with the right ointment i can sex up about anything....especially you, and your mom....and i think horror movies will live on forever.....oh ya by the way goto my website at http://www.bloodandguts.cjb.net and check out for GorePhobia due in the summer of 2004.....peace nigga Digital Murders: Sexy indeed, sexy indeed. Digital Murders: Thank you for your time GorePhobia: your welcome Digital Murders: ~END INTERVIEW~ |
Too bad Gore's responses were a bit too intelligent to actually be from Gore. No offence, Gore.
But you still made this old dog laugh. |
dude ur an idiot i fucking sat there and talked on the phone with him and gave that interview ok
its from my mouth asshole |
and by the way all the kids that i fuck on a daily basis are usually kids that hang at your house rotting eye and they like having intellagent butt sex with all the dawgs in the house....holla if ya hear me lol jk but yes all the trash talk came from the oh so sexy self
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Try to keep the flaming here limited. I actually care about my topics, as opposed to the others here. But you're avatar is gold, so I forgive you. |
Well I said that based on two things.
1) Gore's two responses. 2) And you've faked other things before this, so I wouldn't be surprised. :rolleyes: But hey, whatever works. |
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Hey, I faked that orgasm only because I wasn't in the mood. |
oh shit that is fucking great
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