At Work
 

Looking like I'm working, I nead a rear view mirror.

Yeah - I used to hate fuckers behind me when I was in work...

Back to the wall is the solution.

I sometimes get a seat like that, but I'm in a different seat almost everyday. Today I've got the worst seat in the office. directly behind me is an open doorway to another office where the directors sit....

Ahh man - thats like the fucking worst...

i have a big corner office - my work area is in the far corner facing the door - i can see people coming 60 feet away....

When I had a job like that you got an instant dismissal if you were caught using the interent.