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After Much Persuading
I Got The Big Guys Approval
To Do One More Poem
Before My Final Removal

IT WAS FUN WHILE IT LASTED
BUT ITS TIME FOR ME TO GO
WHAT STARTED AS A JOKE
JUST GOT CAUGHT UP IN THE FLOW

MY TIME HERE WAS A BLAST
I'VE SEEN POSTERS COME AND GO
MANY OF THEM MEMORABLE
LETS GET ON WITH THE SHOW

WE HAVE THE MIGHTY V FROM INDIA
HIS CONTRIBUTION CAN'T BE DENIED
THIS PLACE WOULDN'T BE THE SAME
IF HE UP AND LEFT OR EVEN DIED

FROM THE LAND DOWN UNDER
THERE'S ELVIS, CHEEBA AND DISEASE
HI UP IN THE TREE TOPS
IS ZERO SCRATCHING AT FLEAS

WHO SAYS CHICKS AIN'T INTO HORROR
WE HAVE BABES THAT WILL MELT YOUR HEART
HAMMERFAN,MISSMACABRE AND PAPILLION NOIR
NOT TOO SHABBY FOR A START

HACELIKEWHOA AND HELLFIRE 1
NONE OF THEM A GROANER
BABES LIKE THEM AND ANGELAKILLSLUTS
GIVE LITTLE FERRETCHUCKER A BONER

THERE'S MURDERDOLL AND SHAUNA THE DEAD
AND CHRONOGRL WITH HER UGLY PUSSYCAT
JENNA26,NOVAKRU AND PINKFLOYD ARE HOT
TO THE LADIES OF HDC I TIP MY HAT

WE HAVE PEOPLE IN THE MOVIE BIZ
SEAN KELLER AND RODD MATSUI ARE TWO
BETTER KNOW AS RODERICK USHER
AND CRABAPPLE WITH THE NUTS OF POO

HE'S BEEN GONE FOR A WHILE
BUT NOW HE'S COME BACK
THE NEW CHAMPION OF THE BATTLE
NON OTHER THAN SCOUSE MAC

AND OUR FRIEND ROSHIQ
FROM THE LAND OF DHAKA
KNOW MUCH ABOUT MOVIES
MORE THAN HORRORMAN BY FAR

THERE'S THE MOTHMAN AND MASSACRE MAN
BEEN HERE SINCE THEY WERE TINY
AS WELL AS THE RETURN AND FRIDAY13THFAN
THEY USED TO BE SO WHINY

URGEOK IS FROM CANADA
HE'S TOO OLD TO GET AN ERECTION
BUT MOST OF US WOULD SIMPLY KILL
FOR A TENTH OF HIS COLLECTION

BWIND AND VODSTOK GOT MARRIED
HAVING BABIES OR NEW JOBS IF THEIR LUCKY
AND POSHER CAME SO FAR OUT OF THE CLOSET
HE MADE IT ALL THE WAY TO KENTUCKY

TO THE HOME OF THE HDC MOTHER
WITH HER KIDS DUDE GUADALUPE AND DEMON SEED
YOU WOULD THINK RAYNE ALREADY HAD HER HANDS FULL
WITHOUT ANOTHER BIG MOUTH TO FEED

NEWB THE TOWN DRUNK
IS SIPPING HIS BEER
BUT HE DOESN'T DRINK ALONE
FORTUNATO AND THE FLAYED ONE ARE THERE

TO GREET ALL THE NEWBIE'S
MANCHESTRMORGUE DOES IT WITHOUT MALICE
BUT IF THEY GET OUT OF HAND
WE INTRODUCE THEM TO DRACINDALLAS

THE MUSIC SECTION IS HOPPING
YOU'LL FIND GEDDY,ILLDOJO AND FREAK
JACOB SINGER HANGS OUT THERE
GO DOWN AND TAKE A PEEK

DANTES INFERNO WILL BE PRAISING
THE LATEST NINE INCH NAILS RECORDING
BLOODY RIBCUT CAN BE FOUND THERE
MUSIC CAN BE SO REWARDING

DESPARE TELLS IT LIKE IT IS
YOU DON'T WANT TO MAKE HIM MAD
AND HAUNTED IS ALL WOMAN
THAT'S RIGHT A LADY NOT A LAD

WHEN ITS HALLOWEEN TIME
WE'RE IN FOR A REAL TREAT
NEVERENDING'S RADIO SHOW
SIMPLY CAN'T BE BEAT

IF ITS CLASSICS YOU WANT
AND YOU'RE NOT SURE OF THE PICKS
GO TO THE RESIDENT EXPERTS
PHANTOMSTRANGER AND ALKYTRIO666

I'LL TAKE ONE FROM COLUMN A
AND A TWO FROM COLUMN B
IF ITS ASIAN MOVIES YOU WANT
TALK TO ANGRA AND ZWOTI

WANT TO TAKE A MOVIE BREAK
IT'S A GOOD BOOK THAT YOU DEMAND
DOC FAUSTUS WOULD BE THE AUTHOR
AND THE BOOK WOULD BE MURDERLAND

NOW I'M SURE I LEFT OUT MANY
I ONLY HAVE SO MUCH TIME
AND TO BE PERFECTLY HONEST
I FUCKING RAN OUT OF RHYME