Call it Spam, But it's a special offer
 

I've got five autographed copies of my book Murderland Part 1: H8 to sell at two dollars less than Amazon price+shipping (domestic only). I don't have many of these and I've put up this offer on my blog before, but I want to give people from HDC the first crack at these if they're interested and a small discount. PM me or email me if you're interested. If you were thinking of buying this on Amazon, know that I get 100% of what I make from these copies instead of royalties and you get an autographed copy instead of a regular one. Thanks HDC.

Special offer like..... Doc Faustus with a whole big ole bunch of leather stuff special time?

With purchase of three or more, we'll see.

I bought 15.

Dammit, Posher, I'm not a machine! Limit twelve per customer. I cannot function at quintouple sexy.

Well damn! I already bought the 15. So I get a sexyX12 and then another x13 to be decided later. Or i'm suing.

Good enough. But I'm not liable for rugburn and you have to provide your own circus bears.

I usually prefer elephants to other circus critters.

Good call.

Misfortunato.... Please take off that elephant costume...