The Method to My Pimping
 

Take a quick look here:
http://www.associatedcontent.com/res...mancepay.shtml

this is the pay structure for Associate Content, the place where my articles are actually getting published (and where all future short story content will end up). I know this comes off as pathetic self promotion, but after 5 years here, if that isnt common knowledge about me, here it is:

I AM A SELF PROMOTING WHORE

There, that is out of the way. Now, i am not just trying to show my stuff off, and while I do get a little buzz every time i get feedback or see someone has read my stuff, I TRY to be entertaining, so its not purely selfish. Im doing it for you, people!
http://www.associatedcontent.com/use...id_dietle.html


There, click it and read. There isnt much yet, but I have more just waiting to be accepted and published. Hopefully my fast food article will get through, it was a lot of fun to write hopefully funducational. Edutaining. Somethign like that.


I alos have ablog, which is pretty random, but again, i am trying to be entertaining rather than just saying "Read my blog, i get paid for it". instead, its "Read my blog, let me know what is good and what sucks AND what you want to read about because I will give you what you ask for as long as I can keep writing.

As a bonus, I get paid for it"



Okay, this is starting to read like an infomercial... So i have officially taken a shotgun to the head of my pride. At least I have an entourage of experienced infomercialists backing me, just read these infomercial expert endorsements:

http://www.undercover.com.au/pics/dionnewarwick.jpg

You dont have to psychic to know he's spamming!

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c3...ricEstrada.jpg

I wish Chips hadnt been cancelled. I hate selling real estate!

http://www.roblambert.com/wp-content...for-zabada.jpg

WHY DOESNT GOD SHOOT ME IN THE FACE? I TALK LOUD!

If you think I will stop, you are sorely mistaken.


http://img50.imageshack.us/img50/9864/drukjebrilki8.jpg

Actual picture of me. I have time to bump ad-inifinitum.

Or I could script it and let the computer do it for me.


(Mu-hahaha)

Spamming like this is a sign that my insights into the decline of the American psyche are correct. Find out more about them by buying a copy of my book Murderland Part 1: H8. Buy multiple copies because one in 12 contains a prize.
Disclaimer: prizes may be metaphorical in nature instead of you know, real prizes. Or else the prize is the satisfaction of knowing I get twelve times my usual royalty, which is kinda small, so 12 times it would help out a lot.

I concur- buy a copy of Doc's book- mine came with a personal autograph in it!