Choose your victim...
 

Who would you most like to see killed on screen? Some deserve a real gory slaughter. Pick from this esteemed list (or choose a write in). Feel free to add in the "how", and even the killer if your imagination goes there:

Paris Hilton, Hillary Duff, Lindsay Lohan, Bob Barker (with that skinny phallic microphone, perhaps)...

zamphir (by his own pan pipes - shoved up his ass.
kenny g (see zamphir - different instrument)
michael bolton - choked to death on his mullet
phil collins - suffocated in his money
robin williams - crushed by the monty python foot of god.
celine dion - locked in a basement closet and forgotten

come on ... say it...

you know you wanna :D

I wouldn't mind if there was a reunion show of "friends" where the cast got knocked off one by one. I havev to agree on the "soft jazz" artist slaughterhouse idea as well. Put John Tesh in there, too...

Those responsible for the "unsung" list should be forced to eat burnt stake that it's in the process of being burned. Rubbish! I mean there are some great movies there but most of them shouldn't be ranked in the top 1000.:eek: Let alone the top 100.

That list has got me all...http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r...zystraight.jpg

Mr. Food. Can't stand that guy.

Those two already happened. I think. I assume they died in those movies.

Mother Theresa eaten by starving Indian Cannibals.

PhilmPhanMan