I am Vomit!
 

I had some pies sent over I ate half of them, so fuck it!

Fuck what?....... Nevermind

You shouldn't talk about pies and fucking in the same sentence. Sounds like a cliched movie. These are Australian pies though, right?

What kind of pies?

certain kinds turn you on more than others? ;)

Aren't apple pies the best for fucking?

Make mine........cherry:D

Would "chocolate pie" be code for doing a black chick or for anal? Either way, make mine chocolate.

No its actually something entirely different.... lets just say it involves a miniature pony, crisco, a midget, some bubbalicious bubble gum, 3 asian girls, 2 asian boys, 12 wooden spoons, each a different size, and a rubber band.

But hey, if thats what your into...

Oh, hell, I better get two chocolate pies, then.

Smart man...Cheesy song.