Bam Margera...Tiny.
 

So, he was in Sydney opening some surf/skate stores over the weekend, I didn't know this...
We were in the city today, and he walked past with the wife. Didn't bother him or anything, I mean I imagine he gets flocked enough by skate dorks...that, and in all honesty, I kinda only really like the some of OTHER people in his show, if Don Vito was there, best believe I'd be annoying the shit outta them for photos...etc.
All the same, he walked on by, and we're like...hey, that was him right?
Tiny.
I dunno, but something was satisfying knowing I could crush him.
Would I? No...not the point.
Little, little guy.
Other than that he seemed pretty laidback not flaunting himself, dressed pretty casually...guess it's too bad I didn't have any of the dvds with us at the time...

A couple of my friends met him after a GWAR concert, he seemed short, even though he always did.

I'd rather meet Dunn or Chris Pontius.

I met them all at a party a few years ago, minus bam and johnny knoxville. They were all really drunk and making fun of bam. they dont like him very much.

Yeah the Dicamillo guy, or like I said Don Vito woulda been way cooler.

i love the little fellow... he's cute in a weird way :eek:

in a weird way?

cheeba: I always thought he was 5'9/5'10 or something, how short is he? also brandon dicamillo is awesome.

I dunno, I'm between 510 and 511 myself, I had a half a foot easy on him...but he's not just short, he's a frail lookin' goblin.

Isn't this kind of anger usually reserved for famous people who are under 5'8"?

According to websites, Bam Margera is between 5'8" and 5'10".

Perhaps you should level your rolling pin towards Don Vito instead, who although not small enough for you to crush with your mighty hands, is at least charged with underage sex offences.

That's a pretty big margin of error...but no, he was definitely shorter than me, I'm just over 5'10, the girl is around 5'7-5'8, and he was shorter than her too.

But no, there's no anger towards him - it just kinda came to mind.
As for Don Vito, I dunno if the charges against him are legit, or some fangirls mothers decided to try and make some money...no comment on either, the facts aren't known to me...but him, nah, who would attack Don Vito? He was at least 75% of what made that show watchable at all...well, I'd probably try to maybe piss him off a little, just to see one of his famed rambling fits in person.

Deco is the funniest out of all of them.