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Uwe's Bolls 10-10-2007 07:25 AM

The idea graveyard
 
this is mostly for the writers around here, but any "good" idea will fit.


Ever have any ideas that you thought were sublimely inspired, only to discover or decide they werent all that great?


I have close to a hundred story ideas that never made it to paper, or never got past the first page or two because they were unworkable, pointless, or just plain bad.

some examples:

when i worked at Fidelity, i had to go up a stairwell to get to the cafeteria, and was usually alone. I thought up a story of a cynical businessman who is warned by a young boy not to go into the stairwell to avoid the elevator crowd in a skyscraper. He scoffs, takes the stairwell, and gets chansed and eaten by a giant spider creature.

I shafted the idea because it is used, boring, and about as original as a pong knock off

Vodstok 10-10-2007 07:27 AM

Hey! This thread and this story idea were mine! get out of my head you German twit!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Uwe's Bolls (Post 636084)
this is mostly for the writers around here, but any "good" idea will fit.


Ever have any ideas that you thought were sublimely inspired, only to discover or decide they werent all that great?


I have close to a hundred story ideas that never made it to paper, or never got past the first page or two because they were unworkable, pointless, or just plain bad.

some examples:

when i worked at Fidelity, i had to go up a stairwell to get to the cafeteria, and was usually alone. I thought up a story of a cynical businessman who is warned by a young boy not to go into the stairwell to avoid the elevator crowd in a skyscraper. He scoffs, takes the stairwell, and gets chansed and eaten by a giant spider creature.

I shafted the idea because it is used, boring, and about as original as a pong knock off


Uwe's Bolls 10-10-2007 07:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vodstok (Post 636086)
Hey! This thread and this story idea were mine! get out of my head you German twit!

Maybe you should pay attention what account you logged in under, jerk-off!


Ummm... Bloodrayne ruled! Ist Gut! Ben Kingsley was nothing before Uwe's grace!

newb 10-10-2007 08:06 AM

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tic 10-10-2007 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Uwe's Bolls (Post 636087)
Maybe you should pay attention what account you logged in under, jerk-off!


Ummm... Bloodrayne ruled! Ist Gut! Ben Kingsley was nothing before Uwe's grace!

Is this a private fight or can anyone jump in?

Vodstok 10-10-2007 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tic (Post 636122)
Is this a private fight or can anyone jump in?

Everyone is welcome, but I think Newb already figured it out...

Disease 10-10-2007 09:01 AM

Is it Bolle trying to get our ideas and steal them, I wouldn't be suprised by the talentless no hoper!

tic 10-10-2007 09:06 AM

So I was right about "Uwe" needing a psychiatrist in the New members Lounge then.

Duh
http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n...8/emos/duh.gif

Vodstok 10-10-2007 09:10 AM

I am not really a crappy german director. Just his Bolls.

PR3SSUR3 10-14-2007 05:32 PM

Quote:

when i worked at Fidelity, i had to go up a stairwell to get to the cafeteria, and was usually alone. I thought up a story of a cynical businessman who is warned by a young boy not to go into the stairwell to avoid the elevator crowd in a skyscraper. He scoffs, takes the stairwell, and gets chansed and eaten by a giant spider creature.
It being conceptual diarrhoea is a good reason not to proceed with this one.

That and the spelling issues - inexcusable for any fantastic writer.


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