Your Top 10 least favorite ways to die ...?
 

Okay, for most people dying probably isn't that much desirable anyway. But suppose you had to, suppose it had to be violent and you actually had a choice, which would your TOP 10 LEAST FAVORITE WAYS TO DIE be ...

Here's mine ...

10. strangled by the balls
09. impaled with boy band merchandise
08. face ripped open & dipped in hot sauce
07. sucked into the toilette bowl and drowning in the dump
06. testicles smashed by a wrecking ball (... pun intended)
05. tongue ripped out whilst kissing hot chick
04. getting your skin peeled of with a potatoe knife ... urgh ...
03. being numbed and dumbed by youtube until you rot and die
02. spontaneous internal combustion while having intercourse ...

... and ...

01. you believe you're drinking ph-balance healthy water, while really you are being poisened with HIV'd, alzheimerish color-neutral pee!

What a nightmare!

:-)

Alright ... BE CREATIVE ...!

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10. Drowning while im trying to save someone who is drowing.
9. Getting hit by a blimp
8. Electricuted while photocopying my ass.
7. Playing Russian Roullette with a Semi-Automatic
6. In the sack with Hillary
5. Choking on a Ham sandwich
4. Getting crapped on by an elephant
3. Whilst on the toilet
2. auto-erotic asphyxiation
and
1. Get beaten to death by a drag queen

happy birthday

10 knocked over and trampled by the salvation army band
9 trampled by a team of performing elephants
8 getting squashed by a truck load of midgets
7 swallowed by a python
6 scared to death by the zombie that lives in my basement
5 falling off the roof of a moving locomotive
4 hit by lightening while holding a lightening rod in a storm
3 bored to death by listening to a lecture about the ins and outs of a banana
peeling.
2 listening to an Abba reunited concert
1 eating my babys baking :p

lol

yeah, I can imagine the truckload-o-midgets part! ... very creative! :-)
Are you aware that this is probably someones FAVORITE ...?!!???

:-)

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