xmas songs are here again!
 

Every damn store i walk into now have all these dumbass songs playing
and its still november.
However..it made me think about how ancient most if these songs are and yet
are still popular.

Please come home for christmas
Last christmas
Santa clause is coming to town
Red Baron and Snoopy
White Christmas
Feliz Navida

my fav...'sings'
all i want for kwistmas is my 2 fwont toofs' :o

what is yours ??

Merry Christmas Everyone - Shakin' Stevens :o :o
I wish it could be christmas everyday - Wizzard :D

not sure about this one though.
http://www.extremefunnypictures.com/funnypic291.htm

this aughtta bring the love from captain holiday cheer (R. Usher) :D

but i HATE xmas songs.

the only ones i like arent very xmasy

the john lenon one i like...(so this is christmas)

i thought there was another - cant remember right now.

funny thing is i whistle them all the time.. all year round.

and i sing one to drive my wife nuts - because i dont know the words :

up on the roof top click click click,
down on the roof top click, click, click.

drives her batty :D

Ahhhh...Christmas songs....it warms my heart.

Here is a nice we we all sing around the tree while enjoying eggnog.

I heard there is no Christmas,
In the silly Middle East..
No Trees, no Snow, no Santa Claus,
They have Different Religious beliefs..
They Believe in Muhammad,
And not in our Holiday..
And so every December,
I go to the Middle East and say..

Hey there Mr. Muslim, Merry Fuckin' Christmas
Put down that book 'The Koran'
and hear some holiday wishes.
In case you haven't noticed,
It's Jesus' Birthday
So get off your heathen Muslim Ass
And fuckin' celebrate.

There is no holiday season
In India, I've heard..
They don't hang up their stockings,
and that is just absurd..
They've never read a Christmas Story,
They Don't know what Rudolph is about..
And that's why in December,
I'll go to India and shout..

Hey there Mr. Hinduist, Merry Fuckin' Christmas
Drink egg nog, and eat some Beef
and pass it to the Missus
In case you haven't noticed,
It's Jesus's Birthday
So get off your heathen hindu ass,
And fuckin' celebrate.

Now I heard that in Japan,
Everyone just lives in sin..
They pray to several gods,
And put needles in their skin..
On December twenty-fifth,
all they do is eat a cake..
and that is why I'll go to Japan,
and walk around and say..

Hey there Mr. Shintoist, Merry Fuckin' Christmas
God is gonna kick your ass You infidelic pagan scum.
Incase you haven't noticed,
There's festive things to do
So lets all rejoice for Jesus
and Merry Fuckin' Christmas to you.

On Christmas Day, I travel 'round the world and say..
Taoists, Krishnas, Buddists
and all you atheists too..
Merry Fuckin' Christmas.. to you

http://static2.instructables.com/pub...YU9P.small.jpg

we should try to find those xmas poems we did a few years ago ..

i remember reworking The Night Before Xmas..

anyone better than me at searching ?

kpro seems to be pretty good at it.


I don't have the patience.

i cant seem to go back far enough

Youd better watch out, youd better not cry
You better not pout, though Im telling you why:
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town

Hes making a list, hes checking it twice
Hes gonna find out whose been naughty or nice

Youd better watch out, youd better not cry
You better not pout, though Im telling you why:
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town

He sees when you are sleeping
And he knows when youre awake
He knows if youve been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake

Youd better watch out, youd better not cry
You better not pout, though Im telling you why:
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town

He sees when you are sleeping
And he knows when youre awake
He knows if youve been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake

Youd better watch out, youd better not cry
You better not pout, though Im telling you why:
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town

Not true.


You go waaaaayyyy back...you old fart.:D

he does, but the brain doesn't :p ;)