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Roderick Usher 11-09-2006 12:30 PM

Do you honestly remember?
 
So last night was bath night. My two sons (3 and 9) took a bubble bath together and splashed and made a mess like always. They hop out of the tub and the wife and I proceed to towel them off.

The eldest bends over to dry his toes and my wife sees a thread hanging off his balls. She thinks it's a frayed bit of towel so she grabs it and pulls.

"OW!" The eldest jerks away from her. "Hey, that's attached!"

The wife and I, being kind and sensitive types, explode into riotous laughter when it strikes me that I don't remember when I got pubic hair. You'd think it would be a traumatic event (and yeah, ladies I was raised in a house of women and have heard more "white dress" stories than most) but I seriously don't remember it.

Do you?

stubbornforgey 11-09-2006 12:32 PM

I remember so well but won't go into detail..was so fucken hilarious
and yet kinda embarrassing. :o :o

urgeok 11-09-2006 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Roderick Usher (Post 505584)
So last night was bath night. My two sons (3 and 9) took a bubble bath together and splashed and made a mess like always. They hop out of the tub and the wife and I proceed to towel them off.

The eldest bends over to dry his toes and my wife sees a threat hanging off his balls. She thinks it's a frayed bit of towel so she grabs it and pulls.

"OW!" The eldest jerks away from her. "Hey, that's attached!"

The wife and I, being kind and sensitive types, explode into riotous laughter when it strikes me that I don't remember when I got pubic hair. You'd think it would be a traumatic event (and yeah, ladies I was raised in a house of women and have heard more "white dress" stories than most) but I seriously don't remember it.

Do you?


no idea ..

the only related memory of 'growing awareness' i have is the time i found all 24 issues of playboy 1971 and 1972 in a community paper disposal bin.

that was the night i discovered that my 'special attachment' had more uses than just peeing.

Roderick Usher 11-09-2006 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by urgeok (Post 505589)
no idea ..

the only related memory of 'growing awareness' i have is the time i found all 24 issues of playboy 1971 and 1972 in a community paper disposal bin.

that was the night i discovered that my 'special attachment' had more uses than just peeing.

Yeah, that's pretty simliar to my "awakening" but the hair thing...I've asked several guys and none of them remember noticing the change. Wierd, huh?

stygianwitch 11-09-2006 12:38 PM

Nope, don't remember that happening, don't remember when the... erm.... bumps on the front started growing either..... oh wait, that hasn't happened yet :o :p













do remember when i got my first.... you really don't wanna know about that :eek:

urgeok 11-09-2006 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Roderick Usher (Post 505590)
Yeah, that's pretty simliar to my "awakening" but the hair thing...I've asked several guys and none of them remember noticing the change. Wierd, huh?


most guys dont dwell on the physical - of their own person - until much later in life ..

but then again .. i never really made note of my first grey hair either ..

shit i probably see a mirror for 5 minutes a year.

stygianwitch 11-09-2006 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by omcdave (Post 505596)
tell us more about those bumps :D


bumps, bumps, what bumps :eek: :eek: :eek:


sorry to disappoint ya dave but they ain't 'growed' yet

Marroe 11-09-2006 12:57 PM

Weird topic! I kinda remember, but I started getting rid of it as soon as it came in. It's kinda always freaked me out:o TMI....

Angra 11-09-2006 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by stygianwitch (Post 505593)













do remember when i got my first.... :eek:




Zit?

;)

stygianwitch 11-09-2006 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Angra (Post 505610)
Zit?

;)

Yep, you got it buddy ;)


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