The Dating Game
 

One contestant. 2 dates. Who do you think is the best suiter?

First to 10 votes wins the contestants hand, and a dinner for two at a restaurant of their choice. The loser of each round will stand as the next contenstant. Nobody leaves The Dating Game without a shot at the big L!

ROUND ONE

Contestant:

Regan MacNeil - The Exorcist
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Why let Jesus fuck her when you could get on that! Regan's posessed by an eeeeevil demon, who has it out for her personal exorcist, Father Lankester Merrin. She doesn't get out of bed often, but one could use that to their advantage. Just don't wear white. Piss her off and she'll turn your white shorts green!

Dates:

Homer - Near Dark
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Homer is a vampire. Don't pronounce his name wrong, or he'll bleed you. He's a big man stuck in a little man's body, but eager to find that special someone to 'turn' and share an eternity of viewing late night television with.

Billy Crowley - Return of the Living Dead: Part II
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Billy is not dead nor living. He became orphaned after biting the scalp from his mothers head and swallowing her brains. Billy enjoys plaid shirts, bullying children smaller than he is and playing irresponsibly with government engineered substances.

Get her to date Homer, 'cos he can do better than that hick Caleb's sister!

What a sick creepy thing to say... you know she is supposed to be 12, right?

You HAVE seen the movie, correct? If you have, I'm sure you'll understand the humor. If you can watch and enjoy a film with a little posessed girl stabbing herself in the vagina with a cross yelling "Let Jesus fuck you!" and not take offense to the fact that she's 12 and performing such a crude act, I'm sure you can handle a joke in reference to the scene, said in context to a "dating" scenario. It's not as if I'm actually suggesting anyone fuck a 12 year old.

Actually they got an older actress to film that part, because it would have been illegal for Linda Blair...

That's not the point? Oh...

Anyway... GROSS Children and sex don't go in the same sentence unless you're discussing gender.

i thought this thread was going to be about the forum members

Same Here...

Yeah... I was waiting for him to hook me up with somebody.. :(

You cheating whore!:mad:

Your name sounds familiar somehow?... :rolleyes: