Wisconsin has no law against necrophilia
 

LANCASTER— A judge on Friday dismissed charges of attempted sexual assault against three men accused of trying to dig up a woman's body to have sex with the corpse, noting that Wisconsin has no law against necrophilia.

The men still face lesser charges.

Twins Nicholas and Alexander Grunke, 20, and Dustin Radke, 20, were arrested after an alleged attempt to dig up the body of a 20-year-old woman who was killed Aug. 27 in a motorcycle crash. Officials said a caller reported suspicious activity in the cemetery Sept. 2, and deputies found someone had dug down to her vault.

Authorities said the three were not acquainted with the woman but had seen an obituary with her photo.

Circuit Judge George Curry said that while there was no law that addressed necrophilia, there was enough evidence to continue the case because of criminal damage to property and the alleged attempt to break into a burial vault.

Oops...


I guess they missed that one when they were dreaming up laws.

"lets see... No sex with kids... no sex with animls... No sex with eggplant... thank you for that one gary... did we miss anything? No?


Jim, we agreed that sex with cars was okay. Okay then, meeting adjourned."

then this happens . "GODAMNIT! I KNEW we forgot one...."

Maybe they just though "No one would do that here."
The interesting thing to see will be is if they make one now. If not, then we know they're all a bunch of dirty corpse f**kers.

They probably figured nobody would be dumb enough to go out in minus 20 degree weather to do it.

Sounds like a dead fuck to me...........:cool:

Sounds like 1 of my exes.

I don't know but I been told

Wisconsin corpse p****y is F***in cold

sound off

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sound off

3 4 ;)

Nothing like cracking open a cold one.

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HAHA! :D

that was awesome.

I don't get it... How long after someone dies will they still be..... prime? Wouldn't the necro have to get to them at least reasonably soon after death (like within a week)? I wouldnt think even the sickest person would have sex with a rotten, maggot infested stinky mass of whatever. I'm gonna go puke now.