David DeCoteau as Horror Host?
 

Yup. I am serving as a horror host on OUT TV in Canada on October Friday the 13th introducing my own films. Weird, eh? They will be showing THE SISTERHOOD, FINAL STAB in letterbox!, Voodoo Academy (uncut) among others. October will be a free preview month so you straight and gay boys and girls can tune in for free to see me make a fool of myself. I don't know what my costume will be but I am shooting the footage on the stunningly rocky coast of Nova Scotia ala Dark Shadows. I was thinking Joan Crawford from Straight Jacket - axe and wig. Ideas?

Can you look like that ghost chick in Bert Gordon's "Tormented," and sort of fly around a lighthouse? Or maybe the ghost lady in Frank LaLoggia's "Lady In White"?

I've dressed a Tippy Hedrin from THE BIRDS, covered in fake christmas tree birds and little spots of blood.

It was Halloween in San Francisco (tough town for a straight boy to do drag) and I was repeatedly heckled by the catty Castro Queens with "You're not even cute!" and the like - but still a great time and a fun costume.

Might work for you:)

Congratulations man. I will have switched over to telus tv by then and will have that channel so I will tune in for sure as long as im not working. great day for it too, the 13th and all. GL HF!

P.S. Way cool resume dude.

Dude, no offence...but Totem has to be one of the worst movies that Ive ever seen.