The F bomb.
 

I figured the "F" word needed a(nother?) thread dedicated to it. Yes it's old. Yes it's funny.
http://www.unoriginal.co.uk/english-fuck.html

Why not go outside and play a nice game of hide and go fuck yourself

:D

Hmm
Its all about safe sex now adays, isnt it?


So practice, AND GO FUCK YOURSELF!

Ah...I remember the first time my bro showed that to my mum and I. We turned the volume down so that only the three of us could hear (we didn't want my dad to hear it, because by himself, he would have laughed, but in front of us, he would have been "grrrrrr!").

It made me smile. Thank you, dear!:)