Zombies the new black
 

they are everywhere. Im not sure if its some of these new radical drugs entering the market with out being fully tested, or all the crap 'the man' pumps into our food, or maybe its the fact that this planet is over populated with people but zombies are everywhere these days. Its a great trend and Ive seen some neat shirts and what not but are you kiddies really prepared for a full scale zombie stampede.If a zombie came to Nashville it would be an all you can eat buffet! The way that the roads are set up you can forget about an easy escape on wheels There are tons of forest, but in this hilly enviroment, you may just scale up one hill only to see a mass horde at the bottom on the other side. Do you guys think about escape or protection at all? I think when I finally buy some property I will build my own house and will have everything from the tremors gun room to the 28 days old stone wall.

LOL I suppose if zombies overran California, we'd have a pretty good chance of escaping, because by the time they worked their way through L.A. and up the state, all the zombies would either be sick from ingesting all that Botox and silicone, or stoned from eating all the hippies. We'd just take off to Lake Tahoe, find one of the big paddleboats that have the buffets and bars, and cruise around the lake until we had to do something else. The Sierra Nevada mountains would be great to hide in and there are places up there that would be ideal for defending against a zombie attack. Honestly, though, we're already under attack, by twacked out meth heads....methamphetamine addicts are rampant up here, and they're as close to the "walking dead" as you can get at this point.

If a zombie attack happened in Iowa we'd all be prepared... you could see em' coming from miles away.

In new england.. At least in the town i live in, you would never be able to tell the difference between the living and the dead...


Personally, i would probably head for the mountains. I imagine that in winter, with no metablism, the zombies would become zombcicles. There would be a good time in breaking off parts and attaching them to snow men :)

Just remember though, once those limbs thaw, they're gonna reanimate... then you're gonna have some pretty nasty Frosty the Snowmen on your hands.
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Haha... that movie managed to screw up it's own joke, too...


"How do you tell a snow man from a snow woman? NO BALLS!"

If i was jack frost. *Stops murderous rampage*

"What!? that's not even the joke! Jackass... That wasnt funny. God damn..."

Yeah they're totally gross.

one of the things that really bothered me about lotd was you know, how did they clear out that city.. maybe there was a gun convention or something


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yeah....