I Vehemently Dislike My Landlords: An Essay
 

It's true! I really really dislike them.

I feel for ya...But, we don't have to deal with it...Home ownership does have some perks...However, we have to fix everything that messes up, maintenance can get expensive, new roof costs $5,000, siding-$15,000.....Don't even wanna talk about replacement windows *ugh*...Gotta shovel our own driveway, and mowing this yard twice a week (especially the BACK yard) is a real bitch...

At least we'll have something to leave for the kids when we're dead


Everything has its pros and cons, I guess

I will make Floofy Cat meow at them until they calm down and become more civilized.

Who knows...It may work

I was ready to read an essay... now I'm upset.

I dislike mine too.

He is this big fat rude polish dude you barely even speaks english.

I have only been in this complex a short time..no problems yet...

when I lived in PA it wasn't the landlord but the maintenance man, he hated women. I got accused of stealing a fire light..and trying to hack phone service when our phone went out. He said he found crossed wires in my bedroom so I must have been playing with them, when I told him he was full of crap he said since we were paying the bill the phone company shut off our sevice because they didn't like us.

No, that's a DIFFERENT kind of floofy cat!!