Dungeons And Dragons Obsessed Jail Employee Gets In Fight With Wife Over Toys
 

Jail Employee Fired For Striking Wife Over Dungeons and Dragons Toys


Ocala, Florida — A Marion County Jail corrections officer was fired after an internal affairs investigation determined he struck his wife in an argument over his buying Dungeons and Dragons fantasy toys.

Investigators say Edward Bonthron and wife Lori Jo Bonthron were arguing at their home last month over whether he was paying too much for the toys.

Lori Jo Bonthron told investigators she was hit, pushed and choked.

Edward Bonthron has worked at the jail since September 2002. Loir Bonthron has worked there since January 2004. The couple has been married for about 18 months.

"You just rolled yerself an asskickin', woman...That's level 85 drunken bitchslap!"