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The STE

03-29-2006 10:01 PM

kill a cat: masturbate

I hate cats. So, in light of all these "every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten" pictures circulating around the 'net, every night, before I sleep, I masturbate like it's in limited supply. Just doing my part to rid the world of all these fucking cats. So, you should do your part as well. Masturbate.

Elvis_Christ

03-29-2006 10:32 PM

How come you hate cats?

mothermold

03-30-2006 01:10 AM

I heard he hates kids too!

Elvis_Christ

03-30-2006 04:08 AM

Haha Pyscho Dad! :D

Where's that crazy statue located?

Spallalala

03-30-2006 06:41 AM

Fuck cats.

I have 2. One is gay and the other puts up with the gay one.

So uh.. Yes. Fuck cats.

The Mothman

03-30-2006 06:48 AM

i love my kitties.

Spallalala

03-30-2006 06:52 AM

Pussy is good. Cats suck. :D

mothermold

03-30-2006 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
Haha Pyscho Dad! :D

Where's that crazy statue located?

I wish I knew.

tachii

03-30-2006 10:43 AM

Re: kill a cat: masturbate

Quote:

Originally posted by The STE
I hate cats. So, in light of all these "every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten" pictures circulating around the 'net, every night, before I sleep, I masturbate like it's in limited supply. Just doing my part to rid the world of all these fucking cats. So, you should do your part as well. Masturbate.

damn, i'll have to stop getting myself off and get laid :rolleyes:

Thomasgeorge

03-30-2006 10:46 AM

youve never got laid

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