Zero's Fortune Cookie
 

Having just finished a horrid chinese take-out (I swear I saw a leash mark on the 'beef') I am soon to open my fortune cookie

I have opened this thread to allow people to predict what my fortune will be. I will reveal all at exactly 8:00pm Eastern Standard Time.

The winner will receive the fortune and the celophane wrapper - mailed to them with an autographed picture of everyone's favorite numeral - me!

allow me to be the first to post a reply to chimp boy.


Whatever the fortune is, remember to say the phrase "in bed" after reading it out loud, it's a must

As for the fortune...

"confucious say man with hairy ass needs lotion"



................."in bed"

Hmm....I'm guessing it will say something like....

"An old friend will contact you again...you should tell them you now prefer new friends" ;)

especially new friends like you [in bed - as taom reminds us]

:D

"You will soon embark upon a journey of discovery"

or possibly,

"Werewolves are creeping up to you as you sleep tonight"

or possibly

"What you think you know, you only think you know."

IN BED!


oh my god - that's exactly what my ex said??!!

Poor lil monkey *hands zero a case of beer*

It'll all be ok in a few months when you're done crying and drinking yourself into oblivion. btw....I'm game for helping with the drinking into oblivion.

given the overwhelming response - i've decided to extend the exciting fortune cookie contest until 8:30 EST

get those guesses in and be here for the big opening!

of course - i meant 8:30am tomorrow morning - so take your time and get those guesses flowing in. . .

remember the prize you could win:
the actual fortune
the celophane wrapper
and. . . hold on to your hats kiddies . . . an autograph from Zero himself - - - try not to faint

"You're going to find some money in a dude's face"