About Jesus
 

Hello!

I am a Chronic Masturbater sent with the word of Satan!

I know you all love Jesus, but he is truly the work of sheer stupidity! I wouldn't even call him a prophet, but more of a"token undergrad hippie from the yester years ". He presents explicit and graphic displays of crappy magic and the early works david blaine(water into wine..HA!).

Please! Think about it! Maybe reverting to something a little more intelligent, such as Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger Pt4! and other quality Troma Movies.

If you're interested in the boycotting of these horrible, farm animal fucking hick shit cults, please e-mail me for information!

[email protected]

Thanks, and please help me to spread the good word of the great Loyd Kaufman!

- Steven Spielberg
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HAIL SATAN - HIGH PRIEST WISE!

Re: About Jesus
 

No jesus bashing :mad:

I love and hate Lloyd Kaufman for the same reason.

To tell the truth...I have absolutely NOTHING against Jesus, or another person's right to believe in and worship whoever or whatever they want to...



What burns MY ass, is when people try to tell ME what I should believe in, and who and what I should worship

I can't say that ALL Christians are like that (Hammerfan, for example, is an awesome person and I love her to death)...But, it is a FACT that of all religions, Christians are the worst for trying to force their beliefs and opinions on others....And MOST of the Christians that I have encountered are the biggest hypocrites in all of existance....

Far too many contradictions...

Were you aware that the word 'Christian' means 'Christ like'?.....Their bible says that Christ judges a person by what is in his heart, and NOT by his outward appearance...So, why are the Christians the first ones to judge a person based on how they look or what they wear?...That type of superficiality (well, ANY type really) just pisses me off...

And...

Why do they depict Jesus as a white guy with long light brown hair?...According to the Bible, he was born in Bethlehem...That's Jerusalem guys, the middle east...Jesus would HAVE to look like an Arab.....Dark skin, curly black hair, etcetera...

Believe me there are TONS of contradictions, it would take me a WEEK to point them all out...Anyway, my point is...It is offensive to force your beliefs on spmeone else, I don't do it to people, and I would appreciate the same courtesy that I afford everyone else, to be given to me in return...I don't think that's too much to ask...

And by the way...You guys know a LOT about me...I've known many of you for years...And yet NONE of you are familiar with my religious beliefs....If someone asked, I would tell them, but I do NOT try to convert people or preach to anyone...I think that's another reason that I take offense to some stranger just popping in here and spreading his ideas around like that....It's just not right



Call yourselves lucky, cuz Dustin just walked in the door, so my rant has to end for now

:D

I dont dig jesus... I know theres someone below or above us. I mean we came from somewhere. Not very religious. Seems to get in the way. Have explored a few too.

Aliens put us here, we are their test subjects :rolleyes:

wow, this sparked a serious thread.

and i was just trying to make a funny :(

a nice little parody to that assholes post.

I love you, too, Rayne! And I agree with everything you said. I also know a lot of hypocrits, especially in my own church. I like to think I don't judge people on their looks, but I have found myself doing that from time to time, mostly when I'm in South Philly.:D

I also never understood why they make Christ with light hair and blue eyes - I don't know too many Jewish people with blue eyes!

To me, the only thing that matters is what's in your heart - if you're a good person (like Rayne) and are fun to be with, I'll be your friend. I don't care what you look like, what color your skin is, what religion you are, what sexual preferences you have, etc. It just doesn't matter!

It made for a good debate!

Without Christianity, Republicans just wouldn't be as hilariously crazy.

George W. would have never said he talked to God.

Then he would have never made the troops pray for HIM, and send a form back to Washington, proving that they did.

And then where would we be?