Woman Calls Police To Report Theft Cuz Hired Hitman Didn't Do Job
 

Woman Calls Police Over Unreliable Hitman

Tokyo police arrest woman who had tried to have her lover’s wife killed

Tokyo, Japan - A Japanese woman called in the police after a hitman she paid to kill her lover’s wife failed to carry out the job.

The 32-year-old Tokyo woman was arrested on Wednesday for incitement to murder, the Daily Yomiuri newspaper said on Friday.

The woman contacted a private detective through a Web site last November and paid him $9,000 in cash to murder her love rival, the paper said.

The 40-year-old detective accepted the money and suggested he could carry out the job by chasing the victim on a motorcycle and spraying her with a biological agent in a tunnel.

Police also arrested the private detective and found the alleged target safe and well, the paper said.

People just keep getting kookier. I'm almost ashamed to be human.

Stupid people make life worth living.

Re: Woman Calls Police To Report Theft Cuz Hired Hitman Didn't Do Job
 

Love rival? Only the Japanese could turn a love triangle into some sort of epic arena battle.