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Vodstok 06-20-2005 04:49 AM

Talentless hacks everyone should be aware of
 
OKay, I decided to do this as a public service, i am starting a list of people, who if they are involved in a movie, it should be avoided at all costs. I will start with :

Courtney Solomon (Dungeons and Dragons)
Uwe Boll (Alone in the Dark, House of the Dead)


Feel free to add at will.

Vodstok 06-20-2005 04:54 AM

Holy shit... The guy who made "House of the Dead" has a fucking phd.....

Iniquity 06-20-2005 04:57 AM

... disregard previous brain cramp

AUSTIN316426808 06-20-2005 05:01 AM

Marcus Nispel

Jason Burnstien- He hasn't made anything of himself yet and I don't expect him to but there's a chance he could so if you ever see this name attached to a film DO NOT I repeat DO NOT waste your money.

Vodstok 06-20-2005 05:01 AM

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Originally posted by Iniquity
Renee Zelwiger*sp* (ANY MOVIE)


This one would make you good freinds with my wife, she absolutely HATES her.

AUSTIN316426808 06-20-2005 05:07 AM

I think she's pretty good and every now and then she has great moments.

Iniquity 06-20-2005 05:09 AM

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Originally posted by Vodstok
This one would make you good freinds with my wife, she absolutely HATES her.
I REALLY hate her in movies. I hate her smile, it looks like the same smile that catty bitches give when they want to say something but are worried they are going to get a chair across the skull for it. And to hear people talk about her being sexy?? WTF is up with that? Her skin looks like its got enough oil to fry a couple batches of potatoes, and if her ass got any wider they could just show the movie on her ass when she shows up for the premiers.

AUSTIN316426808 06-20-2005 05:09 AM

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Originally posted by Vodstok
Holy shit... The guy who made "House of the Dead" has a fucking phd.....

He should stick to whatever it is he got it for, that's if it's not involving filmmaking. If it is I personally think his professor should be shot.

AUSTIN316426808 06-20-2005 05:12 AM

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Originally posted by Iniquity
I hate her smile, it looks like the same smile that catty bitches give when they want to say something but are worried they are going to get a chair across the skull for it.

lol, I never really thought about it like that but you're right.

Vodstok 06-20-2005 05:13 AM

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Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
He should stick to whatever it is he got it for, that's if it's not involving filmmaking. If it is I personally think his professor should be shot.
His degree is in literature.....


I thin k i can say, without arrogance, that even without a college degree at all, i can write circles around that asshole....


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