Help Jack !
 

If Jack helped you off a horse, would you help Jack off a horse ?

ewww


lol



We DID have a 'bad jokes' thread around here somewhere once.....Looks like we just got another one ;)

its a legitimate poll ! i have no idea what you are talking about !!

haha



Damn...Now I'm trying to remember that crappy joke I heard the other day....The only good thing I remember about it was that the punchline wasn't AT ALL what you would have expected...Kinda went in a completely different direction, caught you offguard....It was still a crappy joke though.....Hmm...I'll have to see if anyone here remembers it...

This joke usually is better when it is said, not written. Plus, I heard it differently: Hypothetically, if your uncle jack was stuck on a rof, woud you help your uncle jack off?

horse is funnier ...

Horse, uncle.......they are both sick...you people sicken me......it amazes me the depths you sick depraved fuckers will sink to.

That the last straw.....I'm outta here.

never to return again

gone for good

absent, astray, away, AWOL, burned up, consumed, dead, decamped, deceased, defunct, departed, disappeared, disintegrated, displaced, dissipated, dissolved, done, dried up, elapsed, ended, extinct, finished, flown, lacking, left, lost, missing, moved, no more, nonextant, not here, over, passed, past, quit, removed, retired, run off, shifted, spent, split, taken leave, transferred, traveling, vanished, withdrawn



Making like a tree.......outta here