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Preacher 04-13-2005 06:45 AM

Medical News
 
Hi guys....just been sent this medical bulletin. Think some of the older members (no names mentioned) should read this.....

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that is has settled on the generic name of mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix and of course Ibepokin. Pfizer Corp. announced today that VIAGRA will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink,and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink." Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: "MOUNT & DO."

Cheers

Ash

newb 04-13-2005 06:54 AM

LOL

So far there has been no need for Viagra....knock on wood.




knock on wood.....get it.




wood....woody....forget it.

Hate_Breeder 04-13-2005 06:54 AM

HAHAHAH that was funny other than im allergic to Amoxicillin :(

urgeok 04-13-2005 06:58 AM

all is well and good here too..

as a matter of fact - its the only part of me that can stay up past 9:00 on a Friday night !

newb 04-13-2005 07:01 AM

http://www.feegan.co.uk/flpics/viagra.gif

Preacher 04-13-2005 07:03 AM

Ha ha.

S'a good idea though. Would love to see someone at the doctors askin for a repeat prescription of Mycoxafloppin.

Ash

urgeok 04-13-2005 07:06 AM

he deserves to die if he can get an erection looking at thge crack ho's in hustler

Haunted 04-13-2005 09:01 AM

That was pretty funny, Preacher. I also just wanted to tell you that I like your av. That was a tremendously good flick.

urgeok 04-13-2005 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Haunted
That was pretty funny, Preacher. I also just wanted to tell you that I like your av. That was a tremendously good flick.
spirited away ? brilliant movie .. i was fortunate enough to see it in a theatre the first time.

people might think its overrated .. i think its underrated.

Preacher 04-14-2005 01:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Haunted
That was pretty funny, Preacher. I also just wanted to tell you that I like your av. That was a tremendously good flick.
Cheers dude. S'one of my fave movies at the mo.

Ash


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