Robber Steals Bag Of Dogshit From Woman Walking Her Dog
 

Gunman Steals Bag Of Feces From Dog Walker

San Diego, California -- This robber definitely didn't want to be left holding the bag.

Police in San Diego are looking for a gunman who swiped a bag of doggy waste from a woman out walking her dog. The woman told police that she was out walking her dog Misty when a man ran up behind her and grabbed the bag she was holding.

Police said when the gunman discovered what was in it, he threw it down in disgust, pointed his gun at the woman and demanded money. He then aimed his gun at Misty and pulled the trigger twice but the gun didn't fire.

He then fled the scene.

There has got to be a witty remark for this, but for the life of me, I can't think of what it would be. (I've been sitting here for 5 minutes trying to think of something clever.)

Shit happens.

Re: Robber Steals Bag Of Dogshit From Woman Walking Her Dog
 

that has to be the fucking stuipidist thing i have ever heard!!!!!!:D lol

I think it's disturbing that he was going to shoot the dog. Asshole....


And it's funny how quickly a good plan can go to shit.

score! take that shit to the pawn shop