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Every year in the spring and summer tree frogs rule my yard. They get squashed under tires, in doors and windows. My dog brings them into the house for a snack. I fish them out of the pool bloated and drowned. They steam to death in the hot tub. Some of them make their way into the shed and into gas cans. The pest are everywhere. What preys on frogs anyhow? So if anyone wants one.. just email me and send me a stamp and I'll send you your very own squashed frog. Your kids wont let you rest until they get one.
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Cool pic, very artistic.

But on topic, we get these weird asian bugs that look like ladybugs round these here parts every year, the damn things cake the streets. It's cool runnin' em over by the hundreds and hearin' them squash.

But they bite!!! It sucks.

its fun to run over frogs by the hundreds and hear THEM squash! Frogs don't bite though

Except for those Bolivian Fang Frogs.

THOSE mother fuckers..... GAWD!!!

you know what else is great about this weather?

I dunno, I see the same thing every time I gobble them things up.
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Oh Jeremy!!! Get out of my brain!!

Get a pair of trained ferrets, aint much they won't (or can't) kill.

is that what you're having for dinner?

You should all come and live in Denmark. Sure it´s cold, but we haven´t got any nasty insect problems. We let the swedes have them all for them self.:D

He only eats souls.

"I want those sweets!"