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Does Jason go to the toilet?
He probably did before he became a zombie but after he turned into a zombie I'm not really sure. If he did, how many times a day do you think he would? Could you imagine him stopping dead in the middle of a chase and wipping it out to take a piss?
If anyone could answer these question it would be great as it's been on my mind all week. |
no, his metabolism naturally burned off all his waste
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I doubt it. He doesn't eat or drink anything (unless those parts when he's not in the shot he's at the waffle house) so he has nothing to get rid of. also, have you gotten a look at Jason's face lately? if not, lemme give ya a hint: it ain't pretty. given that, I'd hate to imagine the kind of shape his, ahem, "parts" are in.
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I doubt he woyld have to use the toilet.
His bowels have probably rotted away by now. |
My perspective: If he DID (even though he doesn't) need to evacuate anything, I figure him for a "shit in the pants" kinda guy, might explain why he walks to stiff-like,kinda like he's chafed...but not quite...
It's not as though the smell would bother him, what with his whole being a decomposing body deal, that and I'm betting that lakewater woulda been pretty dank, and pissed in many a time...rotting away AND smelling like a urinal? No chance he'd care. ...Aint like the bitch even washes his clothes....filthy fucker. |
This is deep....
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Someone needs to do a mockumentary of what these guys (Michael, Jason, et cetera) do when they're off camera.
*Jason's eating at Harry's Burger Depot, notices he's on camera* Jason: Ack! *Stumbles to find his machete, slashes a passing waiter* |
well consideringthat he has beenwearing the same blood and gore soaked clothes forthe past 20 odd years, and gets around covered in maggots and shit. i dont think he'll care about pissing himself
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Dead people who eat humans I guess have to take a shit...but Jason dont eat/drink anything...sooooo :p
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