Your first experience...
 

with guilt. :D (I see the thread trend, but I'm a trail blazer baby :cool: )

Do you remember it?

I remember I used to be babysat by this older couple. I was one of like 8 kids that were babysat everyday. One other girl and the rest were boys. Mainly what I remember was everytime we did something nice we got a cookie, and every time someone did something bad they got hit. Like training dogs eh? I don't think anybody ever told their parents or anything because I don't think he ever got in any trouble. I guess I was a good kid, because i don't remember getting in trouble really. Except I almost did this one time...

Anyway, I think I spilled juice on the carpet one day or something because I remember him yelling at me "Who did this?" I quietly pointed to one of the boys and he just smacked him really hard. The boy started crying so much that the stupid old man had to run to his cookie jar to get him to stop. Cookies solve everything when you're that age I guess.

So, do you remember your first experience with guilt?

I was five and my sister was three and she said "butt" and I thought she had more guts than me, so I said butt too. No one was around to hear it except other kids but I ratted myself out to my mother anyways. I felt really dirty for saying the word butt.

i remember vividly.

i was a kid in public school .. grade 2 or 3 ..
there was a little girl i liked so when we were joking around i said something stupid - it may have been in context with what was being said .. and i replied 'i bet your mother is a witch'
not maliciously .. i was smiling ..etc ...

so she gets this long face .. and everyone looks at me like i farted in a honda civic full of people or something ... and then someone told me her mother just passed away ..

i was devastated ... obviously - cause it still bugs me now 38 years later

I've always had these fucked up dreams. When I was 4 or so, I had a dream I was watching my Mom drown in the bathtub, and I wouldn't help her. I still feel guilty about that.
As far as the real world goes.......I always feel guilty about something:(

The first one I remember was seventh grade, my class had to stand in line and hand out assignments in to our teacher. I get up to the front, and let out the BIGGEST fart imaginable. I turn around to the girl behind me and say, "Meghan! Ewwww! Meghan farted!" Somehow everybody believed me.

If it were present time and I farted I'd just say, "Yeah that's mine."

Man... I thought this was going to be about your first sexual experience..

Lame

yeah but even then, you'd have to have had one to tell about it :D

.Guess you don't have to sit this one out anymore then.

I remember...once my sister and I had some stupid fight when we were 5&6 (I was 5), and I threw a butterknife at her. She bolted when I threw it, but it caught her on the back of the heel, and actually cut her....it started pissing blood.
She was just scard and crying n stuff, and I helped her dress and bandage it n everything, but still...I felt bad for weeks

Haha, I had one... once... WIT YO MOMMA!

:cool:

good lord ... its true then .. you would fuck anything !!!

yikes !!!

ahahahahahahaha

(you haven't seen my mom :)