The Onion
 

I love this site. i havent been to it in a while, but this page sums up why i like it so much. the best one is from the lady, second one in the left column:
http://theonion.com/wdyt/index.php?issue=4105

this newspaper is hilarious...the people who write for the onion are outta their minds...only thing that sucks, is the hipsters in brooklyn are all about the onion..

why does that suck? are boston hipster's lame? they seem hip...

most hipsters in ny are really from someplace else...and come from money....their folks let em' loose to follow their dreams in the biggest city in the world....so they work like 20 hours a week, listen to interpol and spend the rest of their time in acting classes or painting or whatever the fuck....while native new yorkers are stuck working like dogs to pay the same rent richies from the rest of the freeworld have their folks pay...

who's jaded?

so you're bitter because life isn't equal? And you call the yuppys jaded....

no, i was callin' me jaded....