Please don't let them do this.
 

Well I was at work. Working hard reading a magazine and I ran across this. I know this topic has been brought up here before but thought I would just share this with you folks. Since this is a horror message board and not just everyone posting pics with people shiting on themselves. This was in Entertainment weekly. And just so happening I do the photos so I had a scanner handy.

"first played by Bruce Campbell"?!?!

I hope they cast Ashton Kutcher as Ash in this one! :)

please tell me you're kidding! no......he could do it, yes i see it now-humm................he would need to get really buff tho. really really buff, not too butt tho still needs a soft body. but yea he could do it.

who else would be good......ponders..............give me a minute...
ha got it, wont work. they've done the f vs j thing already, and then the a vs p thing but to add ash into the mess (mess in a good way) would be so so so not too good!

Absolutely, Positively....Serious.


































Nope....Kidding! :D

oh thank bob!

The artist that did that little pic really did his research. They don't even have the chainsaw hand. That's one thing he is known for. But anyways deffently gonna be a crap movie if it somehow comes into the making.

first off this is getting old

secondly this movie shouldnt be made

finally campbell is the only one who can and should play ash

I'm not opposed to the movie if Campbell plays Ash, but I don't want him played by some loser like Kutcher to appeal to the unwashed MTV crowd.

Dude wheres your boomstick?

Wheres my boomstick bro?

Dude wheres your boomstick?

Wheres my boomstick bro?


OH IT WAS IN MY HAND

:)

Haha

Normally I wouldn't do this, but for you, I'll stop them from doing it

Nice...

thank you sam thats why your my hero

hahaha

ahh more pimping of popular and cult icons!does'nt surprise me,but the possible thought of anyone other than bruce(the man)campbell playing Ash is fucking obscene!:mad:

I think I'm gonna have to break out my arsenal of weaponry and knock on the doors of Hollywood to stop this attrocity from being made...

Brother,i got a laundry list of hollywood shit that needs dealt with including this aforementioned abortion.:)

silly rabbit, there are no doors to Hollywood!

the drug of marketing, friend. The drug of marketing

Re: Please don't let them do this.
 

Oh, what the hell?...If it ever DOES get made (which I'm nearly positive that it WON'T)...I'm sure that I would buy it...As long as Bruce Campbell played Ash...It couldn't possibly be as bad as Jason X, and I bought THAT one:rolleyes:

I'm pretty sure it could actually be a lot worse. :(

I was very much kidding. I just randomly chose an actor's name when I read that article that said "first played by Bruce Campbell". Like he's been played by more than one person.

Bruce Campbell is the King, Baby!



and yes...I quoted myself. ;) :D

LMAO! :D

I wouldn't mind too much to see this,(as long as they don't use some other crappy actor) I mean, how long has it been since the last time we saw Bruce in a new movie?

I just really don't know how he would fit into the whole mix, I mean there was a slight bit of Freddy to Jason contact like in the end of that one Jason movie where Freddy's glove comes up and grabs Jason's mask, but what on earth does Ash have to do with either of them?

Besides b'jesus, we'd already know the ending: Ash kicks everyone's ass up around their shoulders....but they live again.:rolleyes:

LOL...More than likely...Unless Ash chops them all up with his chainsaw...Or, maybe even if he does... :rolleyes:

Yes yes, we all KNOW what this movie is gonna be...the only question is if they actually do it....but we all already know EXACTLY what its gonna be like....

Anyone here surpised with anything in the latest verses movie AvP?:rolleyes:

Weren't Horror Icons supposed to star in HORROR movies?:confused:

Well, the first one had elements of both F13 and NOES, but they mixed so well that you couldn't tell. But those movie series' are really similar anyways. Evil Dead, however, is totally different from both of them, and if they add Ash, there's no way that the feel of the movie would be the same as FvsJ or either individual series. I mean that literally, just adding the character would change it. But the two movie series' from the first one are so different than the Evil Dead trilogy that it's impossible to tell how the movie would be, if it were to be made.

Bubba Ho Tep?
http://flakmag.com/film/images/bubba.jpg
http://www.empusa.com/AA_pics/elvisbruce.jpg

Yes...But Army Of Darkness was a completely different setting and it worked...This is the way that I would imagine it...


Freddy and Jason engaged in heated battle again, while Ash is sucked into another swirling vortex and dropped right in the middle of them...Freddy and Jason look at Ash, then at each other and they are both like "WTF?"...Well, Freddy actually says it, but Jason only just LOOKS it, unless this could be the very first (and only) time that Jason ever speaks...Then Ash steps back, fires up the chainsaw and says, "Who wants some?"

:cool: :)

Well...She hasn't seen that one, yet...But, yeah

He was in Serving Sara-:mad: WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

And don't forget Spider-Man 2! :)

:eek: dont scare me like that.

Why in the hell did this get bumped?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Who keeps bumping these old threads? I wouldn't mind so much if these threads were even remotely interesting, but these are threads that were retarded to begin with, and haven't lost that flavor of "stupid" over the years.

We need to find who's ever doing this stupid shit!

hmm...someone needs another session with the shrink. And guessing by another recent thread which was about "who would win if Freddy vs Jason vs Michael happened", its pretty obvious.

Too much Midol, baby? I heard Prozac does that to your system too.