Because it's been a while...Your favorite movie lines:)
 

okay, it has been forever since we have had one of these, so i will get it started.

Sgt wells from Dog Soldiers:
"Open your mouth, watch for your ears, mind your toes!"

Spoon: (Same movie)
"Alright you bastards.... COME AND HAVE A GO IF YOU THINK YOU'RE HARD ENOUGH"

Also:
"I'll be takin' my boot out of your mouth, Joe, you baldy twat.."


In the new Dan of the Dead:
CJ:
(getting eaten by zombies) Fucking Figures...

also:
Not to shit on anyone's riff here, but let me just see if I grasp this concept, ok? You're suggesting that we take some fucking parking shuttles, and reinforce them with some aluminum siding, and then just head on over to the gun store and watch our good friend Andy play some cowboy movie jump-on-the-covered-wagon bullshit. Then, we're gonna drive across a ruined city, through a welcome committee of a few hundred thousand dead cannibals, all so that we can sail off into the sunset on this fucking asshole's boat?


Kenneth : Is everyone there dead?
Steve : Dead-ish.
Kenneth : Is everyone there dead?
Steve : Yeah, in the sense that they all sort of fell down, and then got up, and they're eating each other.

From Wes Cravens Serpent and the Rainbow

Don't bury me...I'm not dead!

Uh oh.... I feel some monty python coming on......

"I'm not dead yet."
"Quiet, tou'll be stone dead in a moment."
"Look, he says he isnt dead."
"Well, he will be soon, he's very old."
"I dont want to go, i want to come."
"Quiet! you're not fooling anyone."

Dead Alive:I kick ass for the Lord

not horror, butoneof my favorite lines ever:

Lloyd Christmas: You know, TV was right. Although slow, and dangerous behind the wheel, the elderly CAN serve a purpose...


Now dont you go dyin' on me!

"Psychos can't kill what they can't find."


"It's your turn to scream ass-hole."


"God damn mother fucker got blood all over my best clown suit."

Robber:
"I'm gonna count to ten and you're gonna give me the money...1."

Spaulding:
"Fucker your momma."

Robber:
"2"

Spaulding:
"fuck your sister."

Robber:
"3."

Spaudling
"Fuck your grandma."
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Harley-Davidson XLCH

HAHA! The best lines from that movie were on the DVD menu...:)

"Well shit the bed! WHat the fuck are you doing here?"

My favorite lines:
"DR. SATAN! AAAAAHHH DR. SATAN!.........MAYBE HE LIVES NEXT DOOR, TOO YOU!"

"Do the dance letherface, DO THE DAAAAANCE!"

"give me some sugar baby" (haha love using this line on the gf)

"Goovy"

"hello........hellooo.........hello......HELLOOOO. ........hello..."

"Every dead body that is not exterminated gets up and kills, the people it kills get up and kills."

Some of my favorites from Saving Silverman:

"Darren, c'mon. c'mon, c'mon ,c'mon. c'mon. c'mon . c'mon. c'mon! c'mon! C'MON! Darren! c'mon....


Great! c'mon."


"Stealer of, MY Freind!"

"Beer Bong for the lady?"

that movie rules....

Steven H. Price : Sure is a funky old house, ain't it?

Watson Pritchett : I lied. The house is alive. We're all gonna die.

[after Price receives a call from Evelyn]
Channel 3 Reporter : So Mr. Price, business or pleasure?
Steven H. Price : Neither. My wife.

Steven H. Price : [after throwing a wrench and disengaging the lock-down] So much for a PhD in engineering.

Evelyn Stockard-Price : Stephen, if you really love me, you'll find a way to drop dead in the next second.
Steven H. Price : Oh but baby, finding ways for me to die is really your thing. Let's not forget the O.J. knife with the not so retractable blade, the Jim Jones kool-aide which was exactly that.
Evelyn Stockard-Price : Accidents, all accidents until proven otherwise.

Watson Pritchett : Jesus, she's dead. She was cute too. God, I'd love to get laid before I die.
[Looks at Evelyn]
Watson Pritchett : How you doin' tonight?
[Evelyn gives him a glare]
Watson Pritchett : Yeah, I'm alright.
[Goes back to heavy drinking]



And most anything else from House on Haunted Hill.

yeah house on haunted hill had some great ones

Sara Wolfe : I'm trying to figure out who or what Melissa was taping when she disappeared.

Eddie Baker : Right, then where will we be?

Watson Pritchett : Out of Scotch, thanks to you, Ass!

Farva : Give me a double bacon cheeseburger.
Burger Kid: [Into mic] Double bacon cheeseburger. It's for a cop.
Farva : What the hell's that all about? You gonna spit in it now?
Burger Kid: No, I just told him that so he makes it good.
[Into mic]
Burger Kid: Don't spit in that cop's burger.
[to farva]
Burger Kid: Want me to dipa-size your meal for 25 cents?
Farva : Want me to punch-a-size your face, for free?
Burger Kid: It's only 25 cents and Look how much you get.
Thorny : look kid he dosen't want it.
Farva : I'll just take a litter of cola.
Burger Kid: [Into mic] litter-a-cola? do we sell litter-a-cola?
[to farva]
Burger Kid: what's a litter-a-cola?
Farva : [slowly starts shouting] litter is French for
[Grabs Burger kid by shirt]
Farva : give me my fucking cola








Great fucking scene!

Farva : MacAttack, wanna go punch for punch?
[Mac punches Farva in the stomach]
Farva : oooh good one, I did not specify. Never shit a shitter.
[Ursula walks by]
Farva : Lady in blue comin through

Mac : How's your shooting, Thorny?
Thorny : Good. I've been dead on all morning.
Mac : What about that little guy?
[points to a bullet hole in the shooting target's crotch]
Thorny : Who, that little guy? I wouldn't worry about that little guy.

its powder sugar

its delicious

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Good one kk13!

yeah farva rocks

"I'm here to kick ass and chew gum...and I'm all out of gum."

"I bet you could suck the chrome off a Trailer Hitch!"

"God? What the shit are you talking about this is Maury!"

"It Feels like im taking crazy pills!"

"Daddys a child molester!"

"Somebody get those fucking golf shoes man!"

"Who said anything about cutting you? I just wanted to carve a little Z into your forehead"

I farted once on the set of Blue Lagoon!

*slap*

say car ramrod say car ram rod

"heiniken...fuck that shit,pabst blue ribbon!"

"you want me to open the beer frank?"
"NO i want you to fuck it!"

"well if it is'nt fat stinkin billy boy.how are thou,thou globby bottle of cheap stinking chip oil? come and get one in the yarbles,if ya got any yarbles!"

"it is'nt real."
"no shit"
"ya see it was real,then i got sick and all the hair fell out."
"how'd ya get sick?"
"...i loved a woman who was'nt clean."
"mrs. santa?"
"no it was her sister."

Great Lines , great Movie , well half anyways.;)

yeah the 2nd half of full metal jacket sucked imo

Yeah the training scenes are fantastic the rest of the film sucks.

Didn't you have to take a fuckin literacy test to get that job?--Elllen Burstyn from The Exorcist. ( to the telephone operator.)

Don't fuck with me fellas. Joan Crawford to the board of directors of Pepsi Cola from Mommie Dearest.

Honor Blackmon from Goldfinger as Sean Connery was looking up her dress--My name is Pussy Galore

HELLRAISER: " We want the man who did this"
" Oh no tears please, its a waste of good suffering"
" This isnt for your eyes"
" we have such sights to show you"
HELLRAISER2: " i recomend, amputation"
" a good a fight"
" ah the suffering, the sweet suffering"
" we have eternity to know your flesh"
" your suffering will be legandary evenin hell"
" oh, no boxes, such a shame"
HELLRAISER3: " have you seen what he did to me you little bitch, have you seen
" more friends come to play with you joey"
" down the dark decades of your pain, this will seem like a memory of heaven"
HELLRAISER4: "welcome to oblivian"
" the remnents of a most unsatisfying victim, still your here to change all that, arent you"
" now where to run this time toymaker, no escape"
" do i look like someone who cares what god thinks"

GINGER SNAPS: "i get this ache and i thought it was for sex, but its to tear everything to fuking pieces"
its like touching yourself, you know every move, right on the fucking dot, and after you see fucking fire works, supernovas, im a goddam force of nature, i feel i could do just about anything"

It was ok just the "shoot me" scene dragged on WAY too long

Terry Twillstein : Have you read the letter's I'm getting. "Dear Ronnie, my name is Maurice. I am eight years old. I am your biggest fan. How come you are not so drunk anymore? My daddy says you were never drunk, but just a Hollywood phony. I told him he was wrong and he beat the shit out of me. Love, Maurice." Ronnie, I have stacks of these back at my office.

Birthday Woman : Oh, Ronnie Dobbs. You are brilliant. You HAVE to do me a favor.
Robbie Dobbs: At your service.
Birthday Woman : Tell me to fuck off.
Ronnie Dobbs: Huh?
Birthday Woman's Friend : Come on, it's her birthday.
Robbie Dobbs: Alright. Fuck you, bitch.

pretty sure its "ronnie" not "robbie".




seth gecko- "did they look like psychos? psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them! i dont give a fuck how crazy hey are!"



ash- "lady, im afraid im gunna have to ask you to leave the store."

LMFAO!I copied that off of IMdb and didnt even notice thier fuck-up.Notice they get it right one of the three times!

oh yeah, i didnt think of that one,

bringing down the house: "i want you and your dogs to go back to the pound NOW, it was the dogs, cause she said dogs then i said dogs so i assumed that would be ok" ( steve )
"keep talking teabag, yeah you'll be gumming your bubbles,"
( eugene )
id like to dip you in cheez whiz and spread you over a ritz cracker if im not bein to suttle" ( eugene )

i loved that movie, :cool:

Thanks for the ride lady!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DIE YOU SON OF A BITCH!.......Jaws.........hope that is exactly right...............

"Is there a sign on my garage that says Dead Nigger storage?"

"Eat the dog dick of Anubis, asswipe!"

"Your a fucking ugly bitch, i want to stab you to death and play around with your blood"

"Quack quack"

"The boat is ready to leave now, tell the crew"

"You try breaking bottles behind Wa Wa's?"

"If your ass aint back in 5 minutes we callin Dominoes"

"Your not jesus........YOUR BOB!"

"Fuckin right doggie thats some good cake!"

"Join me or die."
~Akasha

"But if he's a suspect than so am I, so lets move on."
"Wait a minute, maybe you are a suspect."
"Well if I'm a suspect than you're a suspect."
"Good point. Okay. Lets move on."
~Dewey and Randy

"Yeah as I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil, 'cuz I got a big stick and I'm the meanest mother fucker around."
~LL Cool J
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