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The art of......... Haiku.....
format is, 3 lines, 5syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables.
I plan to completely devalue this writing form. I will also compose haikus for members of this forum. Here is my ode to Kpro Owns a big gun (bang), Hates bottle throwing retards, Glad no one called cops. and here is one about turtles: Wears bony shell house, Alligators snack on them, crunch like snack cracker. |
Ah yes. The ancient form of Japanese poetry. My time in Japan, when I was a boy, was spent mastering this beautiful form of language. Akutagawa Ryunosuke himself took me under his wing and tutored me well.
Covered with the flowers, Instantly I'd like to die In this dream of ours! |
i saw a duck once,
I named her agnes the duck, she ate bread we threw. |
Ladies underwear,
I like it in lacey pink, fits well when alone. |
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ROFLMAO :D thanks bud, I needed a good laugh |
Congrats on your job,
I need sleep real real bad, The lace is chafing. |
Do I get one? Lol
Good job...I suck at poetry |
So do i, that is why i am just making fun of it here :)
Born in Canada, Dodging zombie polar bears, Penguins live down south. |
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I thought you might appreciate the Canada ode, you being such a patriot and all.
here is another (i amv ery low on sleep, mind you) Canada's Symbols, Maple Leaf and brown Beaver, Sounds very kinky. |
this verse of three lines
makes me so confused wtf is going on here. :D |
English beer drinker,
needs new graphics card now, wants his doom 3 now. |
card has been ordered
stocks need to be replenished shop gets ass into gear and posts it |
Need sleep want sleep now,
monkey fudge mango fucker, tired sad sleepy. |
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Okay, I'm on a roll. And Im hungry.
French fries and gravy, A blue labeled beer bottle, Canadian Feast. :D |
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three pots of maple syrup
have in the cupboard from canada is genuine stuff |
Re: The art of......... Haiku.....
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HAHAHA...nice.....:D |
Figured you might appreciate that :)
I couldnt think of one with "50 cal desert eagle" |
People in forum,
Many people logged in now, no one is posting...... |
LOL!! these are good
i want to write one but dont nkow what to write about mexicans in yard cutting our grass for cheap thanks, migrant labor. is our 1 syllable or 2??? |
An Ode to Romero
Dawn of the Dead's good Night of the Living Dead too Day of the Dead's sweet |
Halloween
Michael Myers, kill! Stab your sister, wear a mask Loomis locked you up |
An Ode to Horror.com
This board draws all kinds nazis, racists, and retards ban all of those fucks |
An Oed to Vodstok
Vodstok likes haikus he started this thread, go Vod! The poetry guru |
1600
one, six, double 0's that's my post count, thanks to poems I used this thread, ha! |
Haiku thread fell of,
The Deep bottom of forum, Bump like a wee whore... |
Orangestar seems mad,
Pizza Ranch can't be that bad, Think "Vod in pink lace.":D |
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hahahahahahahahahah :D |
That's what i wanted to see :)
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I live with a stinky cow
She eats everything So I shot her in the face |
Vodstok writes poems
Some do suck...some really suck but we still love Vod :D |
I am drunk as fuck
On my god damn birthday wee I may just drink more.....:D |
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SOME suck?! That implies some dont, which is scary....:) |
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That one gives a new meaning to masterpiece of pure genious. |
The old Japanese masters would be proud, i am sure :)
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I sit here naked
With a corn cob in my ass Snot running down chin |
LOL! that is so wrong, ege......:D
between your corn-cob and my pink lace, we are bringing down the collective class of this palce...:) |
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