If Your Life Were A Movie...
 

What would it be called?

I think mine would probably be something like..."Scorpio's Lair"...Just because I'm a Scorpio and I almost never leave my house...I know, boooring...But, I think for the most part, it would be a Comedy:D

What about you guys?

Shadows Bend

Boring Depressed Nerd

I don't think it would do so hot.

Hmmmmm.... "Computer Nerd gets a House"

Kind of a mix of office space and hackers, only not nearly as funny or cool.

"Bloody Grave Stone"
or
"Bleeding Grave Stone"
or my favorite,
"Tormented Mind"

Ideally, it would be called "Stoner Kid Goes Fucking Nuts".

"The Passion of the Newb"

carnage goes to White Castle (mmmmm white castle)

If it involved my ex-wife it would have to be...Creature from the Black Lagoon.

"Necrophilia 2: Sometimes you just feel like cracking open a cold one..........again"

LOL *gag* *cough* *hack* ROTFL


Oh shit that was funny. Disgusting, but funny.


You arent really bangin corpses are you? I know tech support can be trying, but really....

lol I'd probably rather do that, than to EVER go back to tech support...lol paycut would be an understatement.

NOTE: Just because they are breathing does NOT mean they are alive. *grinz*

So what do you do now Je Suis?

*star wars spoof* Episode IXXMICIII "Darth Vibrator" with the "climactic" (no pun intended*grinz*) scene....

"Luke *heavy breathing, followed by humming buzz sounds* .....I am your father"

Project Controls for a company that repairs Nuclear and Coal Fired power plants across the US. I travel from state to state setting up contracts for jobs, review the specs. create a schedule, hire the staff needed and manpower. *loaf and get paid until the work is done* Invoice the client and collect payment.

certainly much more involved but Ive got a bit of Fluffitis and feeling too lazy to type it all up.

Jesus man. You must be pretty well set financially.

Mine would be "The Procrastinating Professor". I just found out yesterday that I have to teach Wuthering Heights in a little less than two weeks. I bought the novel today ... and will probably get to reading it. Sometime.

Im comfortable, though there is always room for improvement lol

You can always rent the movie.:D

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be called 'weirdo' or something weird like that

and it would be.... probably a comedy. but with some yelling and kicking thrown in. u know, angry type stuff

and of COURSE, it would be sexy

Kate Bush has a rather nice song by that name.

My life would be either "Being John Malcovich" or "About Schmiddt"

I dont know why About Schmiddt, my life is nothing like that lol. :confused:

"Meet the Creeper" of course or " Where am I going and why am I in this Handbasket?"..........It would be a lot of anger, a little tragedy, a lot of adventure, a lot of comedy, and a little love story thrown in.


Often wonder how some of us (myself included) make it thru all this and still survive.

2 answers

Happy: Will to live

realist: None of us will kill ourselves, mostly because we dont think THAT would be any better.

mine would be callled plee for death

In my wayward days, it'd have to be called....

Beer Fest Massacre


not sure about these days though.

"I hardly knew myself" thats what mine would be

psycho (because i have a bitch mother) LOL

The Cell, but only the scenes in the schizophrenics mind....that describes the way im feeling alot of the time...

Maybe cross that with the movie Powder....that would be about it...

mine would be a nightmare before gravegirl or...gravegirl and the argonauts...with a dash of vampire princess gravegirl monty python and the holy gravegirl= lady death comic with benny hill music

I would be Sparticus?

Oh but of course! ;)

:D many men have died trying to get it

But i will not! :cool:

So i can, so i can hide :cool:

but i can still see you. :rolleyes:

No..............................IM TRANSPARENT! I swear